Masturbate under the table Gonna masturbate under the table while having lunch with friend!
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 03:26 AM
I'm a huge pervert, I have to admit. I have lots of fetishes that seem to come and go. Like, one day I'll totally get off on wetting myself wearing women's clothes, and the next day I'm completely repulsed by urine.
Anyways, I love the idea of masturbating in public in the presence of unknowing women. I have lots of fantasies and stories which I may share some day. Like, I once saw a girl in a sexy outfit hanging out outside of a TJ Max. I parked my car in the parking lot out front, and masturbated while I watched her. Nobody had any idea I was doing that, but something about the girl being there in person, not knowing that I was doing that got me off.
I'm also fanatic when it comes to Asian women. I mean like, if I had a choice between a one-time encounter with Taylor Swift, or a random 60-year-old chinese lady, I'd take the chinese lady 9 times out of 10. I can't exactly explain why... but just to illustrate, I have a hoodie with patches on it. On one sleeve, I have flags of east Asian countries, and a gold pin for each Asian girl I've slept with from the country whose flag it's attached to.
So, like I said, I'm having lunch with the best friend of a girl I'm trying to get with who lives out of state. The girl I'm having lunch with is like 34 (4 years older) and not EXTREMELY attractive, but Korean nonetheless. We're supposed to have lunch together tomorrow, and I'm fantasizing about getting a booth in a poorly lit restaurant (like Applebee's), sitting across from her and discretely masturbating under the table. Of course, my ultimate fantasy would be to do it without her knowing, then standing up and surprising her with an unexpected ejaculation. But, that'll surely get me in lots of trouble, and ruin my chances with the out-of-state girl. I'd much rather sleep with the out-of-state girl than jerk off in front of her friend... getting arrested in the process.
Anyways, I'm basically trying to figure out how I can do this without anyone noticing. I have some loose-fitting casual pants like sweatpants I can wear, and I'm thinking that throwing my coat over my legs will make it so that I can get my hands down there rubbing without anyone noticing (of course I'm not gonna pull it out in the booth at Applebee's, so it'll have to happen under my clothes) fairly easily. I can't do a straight-up pump because she'll think something's up when my hand is under the table and my upper arm is shaking. Right now, I'm basically practicing ways that I can rub my head to orgasm without moving my upper arm. So, I'm thinking I can wrap my fingertips around my head, and rub up and down using only my fingers by bending them, straightening them, bending them, etc. That's not gonna supply a world of stimulation, and coupled with the situation not allowing me to concentrate on achieving orgasm is gonna make it difficult. Plus, in all practicality, once the food arrives, I'm gonna need both hands... so if it happens, it needs to happen between being seated and getting the food. My failsafe: If I actually attempt this and don't achieve orgasm before the food arrives, I'll most surely be aroused, at which time I'll just excuse myself to wash up, go into a stall and do a 30-second pump and run.
So anyways... we're supposed to go to lunch sometime tomorrow afternoon. Whether I chicken out or find myself not in the mood or whatever, I'll come back and let you all know how it went.
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 07:08 AM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 08:19 AM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 09:10 AM
i just dont see how you can do it and not be obvious.
i know couple times when was driving the truck n my cocks hard down my trouser leg i've place my hand,palm down over my knob pressing it to my thing and moved my hand up and down over it while my cocks still between leg n hand but still you'd be seen i reckon.
let me know what happens if you try it thou cos your either mad or brave as fuck to try it,,good luck thou cos it could end up going well wrong but you know that,thats where the kick is in it.
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:55 AM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 01:03 PM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 05:42 PM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 09:31 PM
Our male friend said that he would've gladly kick the crap out of the guy while on the bus aisle. I doubt too many people would've objected...
This post has been edited by Olive: Sun Dec 26, 2010 09:35 PM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:11 PM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:41 PM
Posted Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:45 PM
But more importantly if you get caught I hope you get your ass beat.
Posted Mon Dec 27, 2010 03:06 PM
Posted Mon Dec 27, 2010 04:08 PM
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Posted Mon Dec 27, 2010 05:33 PM
If you get caught you are looking at more that just a short trip to jail. its a family place with kids so im sure they will tack on extra offenses for that too. The out of state girl will stay more than a state away from you when she finds out.
and even if you dont get caught its just flat out weird.
if you really want to do this for some reason do it at home with a girl that knows that it will happen. NOT at a family place man, so many things wrong with that.
Posted Mon Dec 27, 2010 08:44 PM