Men Allergic To Themselves?
Posted Tue Feb 15, 2011 07:17 AM
Fear not though, there is a treatment (your going to hate it trust me). Just as those who are allergic to dust mites must receive regular injections of dust mite urine (I'm not making that up), men who are allergic to their own semen must receive regular injections of their own semen. The treatment begins with highly diluted injections and then progresses to the point where you are literally giving yourself your very own hot beef injection on a regular basis. This of course raises some questions. Would you wank off into a cup, fill up a needle and then self-administer?
Posted Tue Feb 15, 2011 08:23 AM
What is the condition called? I've heard of females allergic to their guys semen but never a guy allergic to their own.
Posted Tue Feb 15, 2011 08:34 AM
Posted Wed Feb 16, 2011 01:12 AM
This post has been edited by fuck toy: Wed Feb 16, 2011 01:14 AM
Posted Thu Feb 17, 2011 01:44 PM
1) fever - If you did it right, you SHOULD be a bit hot afterwards
2) fatigue - see 1)
3) burning eyes - you're supposed to aim it away from your face - or eyes at least
4) runny nose - see 3)
Posted Thu Feb 17, 2011 03:26 PM
When I was a teenager, I went through a period of having an allergic reaction to my own sweat. I broke out it hives (badly) every time I worked out. It was worse wherever there was more sweat. It was extremely uncomfortable and embarrassing, but luckily, I outgrew it.
Posted Thu Feb 17, 2011 09:56 PM
"that's what SHE said!"
Posted Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:12 PM
Why aren't there illnesses the cure of which is eating large amounts of chocolates?