well I was browsing around another forum and some guy posted a revenge story that he played on his girl. Some find it gross but I find it funny
here's the story
I recently found out that my girlfriend (ex-girlfriend now) was cheating on me. Here is the story of how I got the ultimate revenge on her:
I found out she was cheating on me by a mutual friend. I did not let her now that I knew right away. I wanted to get even with her first before breaking up with her. So two nights ago I ate two whole cans of canned corn. The next morning, yesterday, I took the infamous corn SHlT. I fished out one of the logs and proceded to separate the corn from the rest of the crap. So last night I invited her over to dinner, for which I had prepared a meal of chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, and gravy. We enjoyed the meal thoroughly, and she did not seem to notice that the corn that she ate had just came out of my a$$ a few hours earlier. I had to hold back hysterical laughter the entire time. It was priceless.
So after dinner I, of course, broke up with her, but I didn't tell her about the corn, and I never will. It was the greatest revenge I've ever gotten. If you're looking for a way to get even with an ex-girlfriend or a former friend that fvcked you over, I highly recommend this method.
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