Can I ask you 21 questions about sex 21 questions...
Posted Sat May 14, 2011 07:12 PM
Posted Sat May 14, 2011 09:04 PM
Posted Tue May 24, 2011 04:43 AM
My penis has a large thick vein that wraps around it like a barber pole or a candy cane. Is this a turnoff to women?
If NASA were to send me into space, would I be be able to adequately bang space pussy?
Why is it when I masturbate fourteen times in a row I produce copious amounts of semen but on the fifteenth time nothing but a hot puff of air spews out?
When I am out in public and see a hot women I would like to bang and I think to myself some really perverted stuff to say to her, is this actually my penis talking to me?
Will repeatedly thrusting my dick in a wall socket cause my electricity bill to go up?
If I were to stick a top hat and monocle on my penis would it get more respect or merely come off as pretentious?
Why does my tongue go down and my penis get up, yet they never meet in the middle?
Since a lot of the women I have been with have a fishy smell to their pussy, should I go with the red or white wine?
If my penis had a tag that said "Do not remove under penalty of federal law" would this keep me safe from becoming a eunuch?
Why is every other penis named Dick, Willy or Johnson but mine is named Jeremy?
That's all I got.