Wierd Hotel Room Discoverys
Posted Sun Feb 04, 2007 09:02 AM
To piggyback the “While staying in a hotel, have you ever used something in the room as a dildo?” Survey, I’d like to add this:
About 15 years ago I was staying in a hotel room in Las Vegas, and happened to drop something on the floor. When I went to pick it up I noticed something under the bed that turned out to be a set of Dirty Playing Cards. While this in its self is no major deal, from that point onwards I always made a point of searching any hotel room I’m staying in.
I have come across some weird shit!
Knowing where to look can be key. Sometimes, especially on a King Size bed, it could be as easy as under the mattress or box springs, since the cleaners cannot, or won’t lift it up all the way to change sheets; especially so if the box springs had a wooden frame between it and the floor.
Most finds are under the bottom shelf of night stands or chests of drawers.
If you find a drawer that has another shelf underneath the bottom of the drawer, people like to slide books in there since they cannot be found unless you remove the drawer. Behind the headboard, especially if it’s flush with the wall and the floor.
Some things I have found: Plenty of porn magazines, (hetro, gay and kiddy:eusa_naug ). The kiddy freaked me out because I ended up with my finger prints on it. It worried the hell out of me until I had disposed of it. Loads of Panties that someone had probably previously played with, Tampons (new and Used), Enema bags, douche bags, vibrators, dildos, a blow up doll with a hole in it. A Few bucks here and there. One Whip, one pair of stockings, 3 pairs of pantyhose (two that had the crotched ripped:notworthy ). Photos of two people fucking in the very room I was standing.
The most significant thing I ever found was in a hotel room in Japan. I was doing my usual search and under a drawer I found not only porn magazines, but a bottle of lotion to help things along. I figure some guy stayed in the room, brought the magazines and lotion, jacked a few times and left the stuff there for the next wanker to find. I may have been the next, who knows. I do know that I did have some good wanks there. I also found a new tampon under the bed so it promptly went in my ass during one wank session. Anyway, before I left the room I put the books and lube back for the next guy.
Hopefully this will prompt more people to start looking and we can hear of more strange stuff found!!
Posted Sun Feb 04, 2007 02:01 PM
Posted Sun Feb 04, 2007 02:54 PM
Since you asked.. On occasion I have used one in my ass. Once, and I have never been able to do this again, I put a tampon in my ass then had a small enema. The water made the tampon swell and opened my ass hole. It was quite the feeling, but I guess it must be placed just right to work.
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Posted Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:29 AM
i was staying in a hotel room in bullhead Az across the river from a city you could gamble at but i cant remember the name, laughlin or something maybe. anyway first night i dropped a pair of socks they bounced between the wall and the bed and ended up under the bed. as i reached for the socks i felt something a little hard, i pulled up the sheet and looked under the bed... 6 pack of bud light, a full box of condoms unopened, handirons, and an empty box of twinkies.
in vegas i stayed at excaliber, my friend Lyanna (now my girlfriend) came with. we got a room with two twins (we where just friends at this point), first night she found a magazine of ladies shaving there vaginas, second night i found a sock between the wall and night stand it was kinda stuck to the wall.
in D.C. i found a pipe and $570 in small bills pipe was duck taped under the drawer under the night stand, money was in an envelop in the same location... the Bible was also missing from that room.
Posted Sat Mar 17, 2007 06:21 AM
It was dried & brown. disgusting.
Back in 96 My cousin(R.I.P.) won a trip to Disney from his job. He decided to take me.All Star Sports Hotel. Im from NY Hes from NC.
Under His bed we found two NCAA Basketballs (The Small Ones) One was New York Knicks...My Team & the other was The UNC Carolina Tar Heels. Go Figure.
Posted Mon Mar 19, 2007 02:10 PM
aparently she had be cleaning my room b4 i got there and felt very horny so she pulled het panties off and fingerd her pussy...
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