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Something About Me
I'm mostly geeky with a touch of redneck/hick from my upbringing. I'm good at doing math and cooking bacon. I try to not eat much bacon any more but I'm also good at roasting chicken. No joke. I cook a damn good chicken.
I am not good at playing any musical instruments. I make it a point to climb a mountain (it's really just a big hill but it's called a mountain) once every summer. I like cuddling after sex.
Old ladies ask me for help at Wal-Mart. I don't work at Wal-Mart, so I guess I must look 'safe'. I don't think they are hitting on me.
I can do a magic trick where it looks like I use my left hand to pull my right thumb off. I'm telling you this in advance, because if you ever see me do it I don't want you to be freaked out; it only looks like I pulled my right thumb off. I'm really good at this trick and as far as I know, it can't be done with the left thumb; so if you ever see someone pull off their left thumb and put it back on, they are probably a witch. In fact, if you ever ask a whitch to pull their left thumb off, they have to do it and cannot refuse. It's part of being a witch, everyone knows that.
I have nothing against witches, it's just that I know one way of identifying them. Also, they are bald and wear gloves and sensible shoes. I am baldING, and I can't pull my left thumb off, so you know I'm not a witch.
I once went fishing over the resting site of the Titanic. I didn't catch anything.
I am told I have no sense of humor. Research shows that people who try to have funny profiles on the internet are lonely, and men with beards typically are less sexually experienced. I read lots of things like that on the internet late at night. I am clean shaven (now).
I like road trips with no hotel reservations and only a general idea of where we are going.
I have average-sized feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet? Big shoes. And a big penis. I don't know that from personal experience, but I believe that when I was a child with smaller feet I also had a smaller penis, so there may be some merit to the saying. Plus it makes no sense that bigger feet would need smaller shoes, so the saying must be true. I am happy with having an average penis, large penises require larger condoms and all that extra material is just bad for the environment. Plus some crap about women being happy with average penises because sex is more than a big-penis contest, or whatever. I know I can satisfy a woman so I'm happy with my penis. Well, I can't satisfy every woman, but I've knocked the socks off of a couple. Maybe I'll start a topic on the dissatisfied woman, I need closure.
I can do basic electrical work and minor carpentry jobs. I can start a fire with birch bark, and I can probably still build a lean-to, but who the hell wants to sleep in a pile of pine boughs?
I almost drowned in a waterfall about 15 years ago. It sucked.
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